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hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

  1. Kiss like you mean it.
  2. Remember their birthday, every year.
  3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
  4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
  5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
  6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
  7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
  8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
  9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
  10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
  11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
  12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
  13. Get angry, but forgive.
  14. Love, love with all you’ve got.
14 things to remember in a relationship (via aurelle)

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

gorillamunchies:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Only art students will get this lol ;-)

  • me:

    i had a bad dream lol

  • boy:

    what happened tell me about it

  • me:

    i dont wanna talk about it

  • boy:

    ok

  • me:

    so ur not gonna ask what it was about

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato